This just in… the weather in July has been officially declared blehh.
I think we need someone to blame. Wettest July EVER, children getting washed away trying to reach the ice cream van, mould on the walls of the spare room and a new lough appearing in the midlands. Who’s fault is it? The guy with his SUV parked in Dublin airport whilst he suns himself out foreign? The government? Another government? Evelyn Cussack? We’ll just say the government and calm down will we.
So, it’s not unusual for regular readers to hear me banging on about the weather but I really am going to stop now. My last point on this is that with July the way it was hammock sales have been well down on what’s to be expected and that means we have too much stock… and that means…we’re having a sale!
Starting August 1st and running for the full month there’s 20% off every hammock and all hammock and stand sets. Maybe the summer’s not over quite yet.
Winter. Doncha just hate it? All roaring log fires, oversized knitted cardigans and muddy labradors, pah! Give me an unseasonal heatwave and a hammock in the shade to make me happy.
Anyway, not much we can do about it so unless you’re lucky enough to be jetting off out foreign somewhere (if so check out the world’s lightest travel hammock here) then we’ll just have to tough it out….but not so fast amigos, maybe we can get a bit of hammock time whilst the rain lashes the gaff and the garden frosts over. Carry on reading for some wintertime hammock solutions…
Well, wadda ya know? Hammocks just got cheaper, loads cheaper and it’s not just hammocks it’s everything on the whole website. Most companies when they have a sale, discount heavily the gear they can’t shift and knock nothing at all off the stuff they know will sell anyway. We have a different way to do it, partially motivated by laziness we just slashed 20% off absolutely everything.
This means you can save a bundle if you’re quick and get exactly the hammock you want. Remember, it’s the end of the season and we have lower stock levels than earlier in the summer, so if you’ve had your eye on one of our gorgeous Globo chairs with a stand (usually €999) then pick it up now for €799 saving €200! Our bestselling Ticket to the Moon Original hammock is now just €52. Even accessories are discounted.
Like all sales (except Harvey Norman for some suspicious reason) this sale has an end date. It ENDS SEPTMEMBER 18th and of course some of our more popular products will sell out before then. To nick a catchphrase from another company addicted to shouting “SALE”, when they’re gone, they’re gone.
Congratulations…..to us! If you’re reading this then we must have done something right.
We are happy to greet you into the newest version of hammocks.ie with all the added functionality and features that you’ve come to expect from the best of online shopping. We decided that because nowadays than more than half of our customers are visiting the website on their mobiles that we needed to build the website with that in mind. So if you are sitting on a bus, feet up on the couch or in a hammock outside your beach hut scrolling aimlessly then we hope the experience is a good one. For those of you still at your desk, well, we hope it works pretty well the old fashioned way too.